Measurably Cynical is where metrics meets meaning – with skepticism, satire, and strategic thinking.

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  • The Moral Performance Review

    The Moral Performance Review

    Capitalism likes things it can score. It runs on spreadsheets and seeps into how we talk about ourselves: efficiency, output, performance. Somewhere between balance sheets and burnout, we turned measurement into a moral system. The Measurement Canon isn’t just an economic framework. It’s a reflection of what we decide counts and, by extension, what we…